What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !