What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.