What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.