Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Mmm. Canapes."

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.