Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.