15 Jokes

  • What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

    They were delicious.

  • What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

    Coach.

  • How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

  • What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

    A 15 yard penalty.

  • How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

  • How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

    15 or 16

  • What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

    A: A dope ring.

  • How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

    14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

  • What is your favorite one to two line joke?

    Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

  • What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

    Warren.

  • What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

    Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

  • What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

    15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

  • How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

  • Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

    Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

  • Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

    The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

  • How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.