A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
Paperback
A pit bull.
A cannibal
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A happy pit bull.
A whale with a table taped to it.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
an elephant with diarrhea
2 Na!
Jose and Hose B
They send them through the Wash.
Bison.
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
A sphinxter.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Send them to a concentration camp!
because they are very touching
Caps and robbers
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Count for yourself...