Armenian Jokes

  • How do you stop an Armenian tank?

    You shoot the guys pushing it.

  • Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

    Because they don't like Turkey

  • Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

    Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

  • What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

    A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

  • What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

    Just one hair.

  • What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

    A Serj Protector.