Cremate
Paperback
Beef stroganoff
I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.
Beef Strokenoff
Lil Wayne-ker
She needs the other to moan.
So she could moan with the other XD
100$ bill
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
They always forget Tupac.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Because I threw a microwave at him
An ironing board.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Try to get her off!
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
Because he urned it
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Cha-chink!
Guac-a Guac-a!