Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
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What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Force of Hobbit.
Through Frodosynthesis
The captain's log!
Because I always get weird stairs
You shoot the guys pushing it.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Nothing, she's fine.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
A "Minstrel".
A toe-mat-o.
She wanted to wash up on shore
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.