A S C E T I C
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Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A friar? A chip monk?
Tibet.
Because old habits die hard.
Nun
Because the friar rises!
Namaste
A monk-ey
When there are no attachments
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Hardcover
They both have ornamental balls
Make me one with everything.
It's a habit.
A monascary
Because he was on a higher plane.
Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...
A leaf blower
A deep friar.
They send them through the Wash.
Crimea a river
Prov alone.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
He had no attachments.
Presence.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
An old man yelling at the cloud