One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Paperback
Sack religious
Ripit
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Because he is dead.
Its the only place she can get love.
From the supermeerkat
Kroger
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Sacrilegious.
Because they worship prophets!
A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
You can hear their brooms tick!
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
Cantaloupe...