He sipped his drink before it was cool
Paperback
Icee."
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
Brailly any!
He was taking a look around
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
I'm cured!"
They work it out with a pencil.
People tell you."
A Brazilian.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
To catch her false teeth.
Who the hell ordered a new roof?"
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Hebrewed it.
He buys it from Starbucks...