Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
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The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Gold digging
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
One of them is actually wanted!
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Christian Bale.
Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
No studs. All tongue in groove.
well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
A half hour of begging.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus