What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

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Buffa lo

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!