What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What console does god use?

Praystation

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.