What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT