Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Paperback
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A "moderator", apparently.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
I'm in a cent.
The ground.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
They are the wurst.
Someone with no sense of tumor.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
You mustard be joking!
Stop playing it cagey!
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Because it was the punch line.
Menard's!
He lost hijab.
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.