They're both myths.
Paperback
It was all a myth-take!
A turban legend
By having people believe that you've won an election.
A "no one will ever believe me".
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
Bernie Sanders exists.
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
Usually they're lying
His lips are moving.
Islams it.
Islam.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Let Meowt!!!!"
I am not a crook!"