How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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You can sleep with a light on.

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Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Because they always bring boos.

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In case he got a hole in one.

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They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.