What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.