What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!