Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.