2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Because it's always flat.
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
They know how to work under the hood!
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
11 because it has another 1
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
What's fastest thing in the world?
He was glad he ate her.
It's been nice gnawing you.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
That ash.
They couldn't afford it.
Bernie.
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
