An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
A new last name.
Karma.
Neingag.
Gluten tag!
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Use the fork, Luke.
He had to start from scratch.
They're stuck at C for years
A: An accordion player with a pager.
So far, so good.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
They always worry about the worst case!
Sir.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
