What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.